愚人節

四月來臨

在我辦公桌上留了張條子

『打電話給施先生——

緊急！！！』

我連忙照著號碼撥通了電話

對方說

『很抱歉獅先生不能來聽電話

他被關在籠子裡呢！』

我還來不及撂下話筒

她壓抑不住的笑聲已從電話裡

跳了出來

一口咬下我的耳朵

濺了我一臉的血

然後它撲向我那無辜的辦公室伙伴

我無能為力只有眼睜睜看著他

翻騰打滾終於，天可憐見，活活

笑死

                          2015 .4

APRIL FOOLS DAY

April arrived

with a message on my desk

“Call Mr. Lyon—

Urgent !!!”

I dialed the number

“Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now

He is in the CAGE!”

Before I could put down my phone

her irrepressible laugh jumped out of the line

and bit off my ear, splashing blood

all over my face

It then attacked my innocent officemate

I stood by helplessly and watched him

roll about and eventually die

of laughter

                         2015.4